That's what I love about this fantasy baseball league. I keep gettin' older but my place in the standings always stays the same.
May 16, 2026 9:21am
Tofu Turkeys
This Bird is a Fantasy Baseball Turd
Owner: Michael Nickras
Draft Day Cost: $28.00
Total Points: 43 (Overall Rank: 6)
| Majors | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| Starting Lineup | ||||||||||||||
| C | William Contreras | C | $2.30 | $0.67 | 153 | 23 | 43 | 35 | 3 | 26 | 0 | 0.281 | 4.5 | |
| 1B |
Bryce Harper
 |
1B | $2.70 | $0.82 | 158 | 25 | 42 | 45 | 10 | 24 | 2 | 0.266 | 6.5 | |
| 2B |
Brice Turang
|
2B | $1.50 | $0.43 | 141 | 33 | 42 | 54 | 6 | 27 | 8 | 0.298 | 6.0 | |
| 3B | Brady House | 3B | $0.50 | $0.14 | 150 | 19 | 33 | 24 | 6 | 21 | 1 | 0.220 | 11.0 | |
| SS | Dansby Swanson | SS | $1.70 | $0.48 | 143 | 26 | 27 | 32 | 6 | 25 | 3 | 0.189 | 6.0 | |
| OF1 |
Andy Pages
|
OF | $1.00 | $0.29 | 160 | 23 | 49 | 28 | 9 | 35 | 6 | 0.306 | 3.5 | |
| OF2 | Christian Yelich | OF | $1.40 | $0.14 | 55 | 10 | 16 | 12 | 1 | 10 | 3 | 0.291 | 0.0 | |
| OF3 |
Michael Harris
|
OF | $1.70 | $0.41 | 139 | 16 | 43 | 16 | 7 | 23 | 2 | 0.309 | 1.0 | |
| Bench | ||||||||||||||
| B1 | Carson Kelly | C | $0.50 | $0.10 | 102 | 15 | 29 | 22 | 2 | 13 | 0 | 0.284 | 5.5 | |
| B2 | Mike Yastrzemski | OF | $0.30 | $0.10 | 120 | 17 | 26 | 22 | 1 | 10 | 1 | 0.217 | 3.0 | |
| B3 | Troy Johnston | 1B/OF | $0.40 | $0.10 | 129 | 14 | 42 | 35 | 2 | 20 | 1 | 0.326 | 6.0 | |
| B4 | Thomas Saggese | 2B/SS+ | $0.70 | $0.10 | 61 | 6 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.148 | 2.5 | |
| B5 | Luis Rengifo | 2B/3B | $0.80 | $0.18 | 118 | 12 | 26 | 27 | 0 | 14 | 2 | 0.220 | 2.0 | |
| B6 | Spencer Horwitz | 1B | $0.40 | $0.10 | 120 | 14 | 32 | 40 | 3 | 19 | 0 | 0.267 | 7.0 | |
| Flex | ||||||||||||||
| Flex | Seth Halvorsen | RP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 0.0 | |
| Totals | 1,749 | 253 | 459 | 400 | 56 | 269 | 29 | 0.262 | 64.5 | |||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| Pitching Staff | ||||||||||||||
| P1 | Grant Holmes | SP | $0.60 | $0.12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 41.3 | 34 | 4.35 | 1.31 | 2.0 | ||
| P2 |
Robbie Ray
|
SP | $1.20 | $0.30 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 50.3 | 49 | 3.04 | 1.17 | 5.5 | ||
| P3 | Merrill Kelly | SP | $1.00 | $0.13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 26.0 | 20 | 7.62 | 1.92 | 3.0 | ||
| P4 | Reynaldo López | SP | $0.70 | $0.10 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 28.3 | 25 | 3.81 | 1.41 | 2.0 | ||
| P5 | Shota Imanaga | SP | $1.00 | $0.27 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 54.3 | 59 | 2.32 | 0.90 | 4.5 | ||
| P6 | Randy Vásquez | SP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 44.3 | 42 | 3.05 | 1.17 | 2.0 | ||
| P7 | Tanner Scott | RP | $0.30 | $0.10 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 18.3 | 18 | 1.47 | 0.60 | 1.0 | ||
| P8 | Gregory Soto | RP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 21.3 | 26 | 1.69 | 0.70 | 2.5 | ||
| P9 | Brooks Raley | RP | $0.30 | $0.10 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 17.0 | 20 | 1.06 | 0.94 | 1.5 | ||
| P10 |
Daniel Palencia
|
RP | $0.80 | $0.10 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 8.0 | 9 | 2.25 | 1.13 | 0.0 | ||
| P11 |
Emilio Pagan
|
RP | $1.00 | $0.19 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 14.0 | 11 | 6.43 | 1.43 | 5.5 | ||
| Flex | ||||||||||||||
| Flex | Seth Halvorsen | RP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4.0 | 3 | 2.25 | 1.25 | 0.5 | ||
| Totals | 24 | 17 | 18 | 327.3 | 316 | 3.35 | 1.16 | 30.0 | ||||||
| Minors | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| MB1 | Harrison Bader | OF | $0.90 | $0.10 | 59 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0.136 | 2.0 | |
| MB2 | Lars Nootbaar | OF | $0.60 | $0.10 | ||||||||||
| MB3 | Ke'Bryan Hayes | 3B | $0.80 | $0.15 | 107 | 8 | 16 | 14 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0.150 | 4.0 | |
| MB4 | Jorge Polanco | 2B | $1.40 | $0.14 | 56 | 3 | 10 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0.179 | 0.0 | |
| MB5 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB6 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB7 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| MP1 | Kyle Freeland | SP | $0.50 | $0.10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 30.0 | 28 | 6.00 | 1.47 | 6.5 | ||
| MP2 | Chris Paddack | SP | $0.40 | $0.10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30.7 | 27 | 7.63 | 1.66 | 6.5 | ||
| MP3 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP4 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP5 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP6 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP7 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Needs Adjustment | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| NAB | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| NAP | (none) | |||||||||||||
Last Updated: May 16, 2026 9:11am